i like boys on swings and girls on skateboards

amber. twenty. melbourne.

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

Reblog if Google should do a Doodle of Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary.

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

fluffmugger:

devinden:

Spread ‘em around.

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they have to

there is no way they can get away with not doing one

they have had google doodles for way stupider crap than this

the very LEAST they could do is make a doodle for the doctor

katsaysmeh: daniwubsbass: sodomymcscurvylegs: weareallanemic: misterpornographic: killingsecrets: ^ Er Nurse ^ Funeral Director ^Works in management ^Medical professional ^Mr & Mrs Claus ^Teacher ^Vet Tech For all you tattoo bashers out there. Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn. This. The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.”  bless this post. This! So much. If my mother wasn’t sure the internet was evil, I would show this to her. She thinks tattoos are “disgusting” and “make you look like a whore”. T_T

buttastic:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#moment of horrified silence

katsaysmeh:

katkinkat:

I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY

Are you Sherlock?

itspauladeen:

you know shit is about to go down in an anime when someone clenches their fist that’s basically the universal signal for u bout to get fucked up 

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

sassminsterabbey:

the-galway-girl:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am a vegan, and I support this message.

wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan

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miss-azura: sheislove530: -everysecond: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! Best. Laugh. Ever. I’m toast. 
rawrraellcious: prouddoctorwhovian: fawkesthetimelord: david-tennants-little-fangirl: philiponmycracker: bartyjoonyah: Nine’s hair is so LUSCIOUS I know, he has such flowing locks. How does he pull that off? I’m not even in this fandom and i laughed so hardcore.